Friday, January 1, 2010

Update, random thoughts, some blah blah with a dash of hooshpah!

It being the first day of the new year one may have a lot of new resolutions or advice to give oneself-like this is the year I'm going to lose all the weight- and then the chubster puts another twent pounds on with in two weeks. Well I do have some advice for not only me but all you random people out there having nothing better to do but read our amazing blog-Have Fun! And no I don't mean the kind of fun that the stupid people on new years eve have where they wake up the next morning with their reflection in the toilet bowl not having a clue of what happened last night. Well infact you can still have fun with these people in an inthrawling activity called drunk tiping! What you do is find yourself a nice drunk. Stand in front of him or her and make sure he or she is watching you. Slowly start to lean to one side farther and farther down till SPLAT! No they don't get squished but if donw correctly will fall flat on there face. This is almost as fun as cow or even boy tiping! Well time for some random thoughts. Thought number one, going along with drunks, there is no win win situation with booze. They say don't drink and drive well now all the sober drivers have to watch out for the drunk pedastrians! Thought number two and last of my not so many and wonderous and thoughts, having to do with driving, why do they put the side walks in school zones at the end of the school zone? Isnt that where most people decide to speed up again? You know you can drive if you think that kids in school zones can run at thirty miles per hour. Well now that you are enlightened and have wasted three, for some of you slow people more, minutes of your life that you will never get back I will now leave you as my creation of knowledge and wisdom! Remember have fun!!!! I'm watching....ok maybe not but somebody always is!


The one, the only, Makizzle the great oh and ps if you read the last post Travis cant spell douglas and no matter what he says I can spell bowl! Peace isn't out but in!

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