More Blogs....
Ok, so just like Travis, there is a new blog that is great. Check out www.makizzle.blogspot.com!
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
ANOTHER ROCKING BLOG!! LITERALLY!
Hey every body just thought i should tell you there is another awesome blog believe it or not here is the link to it thanks :)
http://letrockliveon.blogspot.com/
Traker
http://letrockliveon.blogspot.com/
Traker
Sunday, February 22, 2009
Friday, February 20, 2009
Intresting Things people say out of no where
sitting on the long bus today the ohs swim team starts talking on the swedish guys and out of no where they ask us if we think they hot... freak who asks a guy if another guy is hot. thats one thing what about freaking pears you know that great and tasty fruit.... mmmm..... pears..... z-dog
Monday, February 16, 2009
Ski Lift Pass
Ok so I was skiing at Sundance and out of total boredom I was reading the back of the ski pass. Some people shouldn't be allowed to breed, let alone are smart enough to live that long. It was bad enough that they spelled Obama as Obabma on the front, but on the back it pretty much says you can't sue them for the natural risks that come with skiing. These natural risks includes things like weather change or running into things like flat spots, rocks, tree stumps, or lift towers and the ski lodge. Yeah that's right you can't sue if you run into lift towers or ski lodge! I mean come on, those things pop up out of nowhere. If you are dumb enough to hit the lift towers I don't think you should even be allowed to ski!
Makizzle
Ok so I was skiing at Sundance and out of total boredom I was reading the back of the ski pass. Some people shouldn't be allowed to breed, let alone are smart enough to live that long. It was bad enough that they spelled Obama as Obabma on the front, but on the back it pretty much says you can't sue them for the natural risks that come with skiing. These natural risks includes things like weather change or running into things like flat spots, rocks, tree stumps, or lift towers and the ski lodge. Yeah that's right you can't sue if you run into lift towers or ski lodge! I mean come on, those things pop up out of nowhere. If you are dumb enough to hit the lift towers I don't think you should even be allowed to ski!
Makizzle
Sunday, February 15, 2009
Random Statements
Ok, so I'm pretty sure we all have little things we say. Stuff like when you get mad and tell someone to go take a hike. Well have you ever wondered where those come from and sometimes what do they mean? Well now the dweebs will comment on these sayings. If you want a comment on any saying just leave the saying as a comment and we will get back to you. Today I will comment on three sayings-"Go suck an egg", "Go suck an elf"(by z-dog), and "I'm going to nip this one in the butt". First "Go suck an egg"-who even came up with that? It had to be some derranged farmer. I mean the second the egg cracks, no bueno. Second "Go suck and elf"-well Zach came up with that so no mystery there, but can you imagine how awkward that would be? Especially for the elf. Some poor little elf at the north pole is working for santa on some toy for some little kid and you come up out of nowhere and start sucking on it's head?! You would probably be on the naughty list for years! Last but not least, "I'm going to nip this one in the butt"-I don't really want to know who or how this one started. I mean you really couldn't think of anything else to nip? Well this wraps up these three random statements. If you have one that you want commented on don't forget to tell us abou it!
Makizzle
first of all i didn't mean on the head i meant sucking face gesh get it right z-dog
Ok, so I'm pretty sure we all have little things we say. Stuff like when you get mad and tell someone to go take a hike. Well have you ever wondered where those come from and sometimes what do they mean? Well now the dweebs will comment on these sayings. If you want a comment on any saying just leave the saying as a comment and we will get back to you. Today I will comment on three sayings-"Go suck an egg", "Go suck an elf"(by z-dog), and "I'm going to nip this one in the butt". First "Go suck an egg"-who even came up with that? It had to be some derranged farmer. I mean the second the egg cracks, no bueno. Second "Go suck and elf"-well Zach came up with that so no mystery there, but can you imagine how awkward that would be? Especially for the elf. Some poor little elf at the north pole is working for santa on some toy for some little kid and you come up out of nowhere and start sucking on it's head?! You would probably be on the naughty list for years! Last but not least, "I'm going to nip this one in the butt"-I don't really want to know who or how this one started. I mean you really couldn't think of anything else to nip? Well this wraps up these three random statements. If you have one that you want commented on don't forget to tell us abou it!
Makizzle
first of all i didn't mean on the head i meant sucking face gesh get it right z-dog
Watch The Road
Yeah keep watching, it might do a trick. Who cares about the road? I mean nothing interesting is going on, there is just a ton of retartds driving on it. Maybe the side walk wants some attention. I mean if people walked on me and I had skid marks from retards who suck at curb parking I would want some attention too. We live in an insensitive world!
Makizzle
Yeah keep watching, it might do a trick. Who cares about the road? I mean nothing interesting is going on, there is just a ton of retartds driving on it. Maybe the side walk wants some attention. I mean if people walked on me and I had skid marks from retards who suck at curb parking I would want some attention too. We live in an insensitive world!
Makizzle
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
big sugar daddy suckers
have you ever seen a big sucker sugar daddy? well I HAVE! my cousin got one some how and its freaking huge.... well ever who needs that much sugar they can just hang with us!!
z-dog
z-dog
Monday, February 9, 2009
girlfriends and boyfriends
Girlfriends are the heart and soul for some young men but, not me. Today's youth see it as we have to have one to be accepted into society or cultures. Well to me at that age girlfriends are more of a new toy that you want to play with than anything then after awhile you get sick of it so you trash it and go get a new one that may be bigger and better. well now about the boyfriend side that has never jumped into the storm of relationships. you sit there seeing all these people sucking face out in the public as there is no tomorrow wondering if they are really just sucking life out of them. now really who would want to have their life sucked right out of them? its just mind blowing. well this is short but sweet version of what i think about boyfriends and girlfriends....
zacharighteous
zacharighteous
Sunday, February 8, 2009
Automatic Paper Towel Dispensers........Yeah
Yeah it might of seemed like a good idea at the time but it really isn't. It may seem like less work but when in reality it really is more work. With a regular paper towel dispenser you just pull on the paper towel and bam you have instant paper towel in your hand, but with an automatic one you have to wave your had so you can actually get something to pull on. The really irratating thing though is that when you then do have something to grab it's never enough to dry your hands and when you grab it the dispenser activates again, and again, and again!
Makizzle
Yeah it might of seemed like a good idea at the time but it really isn't. It may seem like less work but when in reality it really is more work. With a regular paper towel dispenser you just pull on the paper towel and bam you have instant paper towel in your hand, but with an automatic one you have to wave your had so you can actually get something to pull on. The really irratating thing though is that when you then do have something to grab it's never enough to dry your hands and when you grab it the dispenser activates again, and again, and again!
Makizzle
Thursday, February 5, 2009
Bottled Water......In Vending Machines?
Yeah that's a stupid idea. I mean who really is going to choose a water bottle over a soda? If I had a dollar in my pocket I so would buy any kind of soda over mountain spring water. Also I mean if you take the time to look atleast twenty five feet from the vending machine I garentee you that you will see a water fountain. Yeah it might be mountain fresh water and supposed to be all good for you and all, but drinking fountain water isn't going to hurt you at all and will do all the same things. Really, what's next? Bottled air? Look out for "Mountain Fresh Air" brought to you by your nearest Makizzle retail store.
Air dealer, Makizzle
Yeah that's a stupid idea. I mean who really is going to choose a water bottle over a soda? If I had a dollar in my pocket I so would buy any kind of soda over mountain spring water. Also I mean if you take the time to look atleast twenty five feet from the vending machine I garentee you that you will see a water fountain. Yeah it might be mountain fresh water and supposed to be all good for you and all, but drinking fountain water isn't going to hurt you at all and will do all the same things. Really, what's next? Bottled air? Look out for "Mountain Fresh Air" brought to you by your nearest Makizzle retail store.
Air dealer, Makizzle
Goat Milk
Like cows milk wasn't good enough, some guy goes and sees a goat and has a wierd,twisted, demented idea. If you can get milk from a cow, why not from a goat? I fell bad for the little goat. Who even likes goat milk?! What is our world coming too? What's next, pig milk?
The milk man, Makizzle
Like cows milk wasn't good enough, some guy goes and sees a goat and has a wierd,twisted, demented idea. If you can get milk from a cow, why not from a goat? I fell bad for the little goat. Who even likes goat milk?! What is our world coming too? What's next, pig milk?
The milk man, Makizzle
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
Answer for Iron Man
Why does one band need to be better than the other? Why can't Linkin Park and Muse just be equally good. Our society is always obsessed with finding the best everything, the best hamburger, the best electronic device, the best music. There are some things that you should find the best in, like toilet paper-maybe Charmin, but when it comes to music who cares? If you like it then listen to it.
Sensi Makizzle
Why does one band need to be better than the other? Why can't Linkin Park and Muse just be equally good. Our society is always obsessed with finding the best everything, the best hamburger, the best electronic device, the best music. There are some things that you should find the best in, like toilet paper-maybe Charmin, but when it comes to music who cares? If you like it then listen to it.
Sensi Makizzle
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
Charmin....Part Two.....Really?......Are You Kidding Me?.......Nope......Here It Is!.......
Ok so like the balloon comercial wasn't enough Charmin goes out and makes another beyond disturbing/awkward commercial. If you have seen the one were the, once again naked, bears are playing football-you know what I mean. The bear who is the quarter back bends down to get the ball from the snapper, but the snapper has toilet paper clumps stuck to his behind. The commercial goes on to say "nobody likes a bathtissue that leaves stuff behind", well I would think they should change it to "Nobody wants to play football naked, let alone have someones hands that close to their butt". I thought I had seen it all. This really proves Darwins theory of evolution wrong, with commercials like this, mankind can only be getting stupider.
Guess who.....yeah it's Makizzle
Ok so like the balloon comercial wasn't enough Charmin goes out and makes another beyond disturbing/awkward commercial. If you have seen the one were the, once again naked, bears are playing football-you know what I mean. The bear who is the quarter back bends down to get the ball from the snapper, but the snapper has toilet paper clumps stuck to his behind. The commercial goes on to say "nobody likes a bathtissue that leaves stuff behind", well I would think they should change it to "Nobody wants to play football naked, let alone have someones hands that close to their butt". I thought I had seen it all. This really proves Darwins theory of evolution wrong, with commercials like this, mankind can only be getting stupider.
Guess who.....yeah it's Makizzle
Monday, February 2, 2009
Milk....and what it really is........
Really, the first guy to get milk had to be really out of his mind. I mean to look at a cow and have the thought I wonder what would happen if I squeeze these pink things. I think that's why he called it an udder, utter destruction, utter doom, utter futile waste of my time. But anyways and then this dude had the odacity to drink this fluid that just came out of a cow! Well luckily for us things have gone up hill and they have started to mix this fluid with stuff like chocolate and strawberry flavoring. But just make sure that everytime you drink milk you rmemeber what it really is and where it really came from.
The milk man, Makizzle
Really, the first guy to get milk had to be really out of his mind. I mean to look at a cow and have the thought I wonder what would happen if I squeeze these pink things. I think that's why he called it an udder, utter destruction, utter doom, utter futile waste of my time. But anyways and then this dude had the odacity to drink this fluid that just came out of a cow! Well luckily for us things have gone up hill and they have started to mix this fluid with stuff like chocolate and strawberry flavoring. But just make sure that everytime you drink milk you rmemeber what it really is and where it really came from.
The milk man, Makizzle
Your Choice
Hey so this is the deal, you're great and wonderful dweeb Makizzle has run out of things to write about. He needs your help to come up with some thing that he can write about. It can be anything like "Pika-freakin-chu" or "Shakespeare Vs. Dr. Seuss" or something totally new. Post your ideas as comments and if yours is interesting enough to grasp the dark parts of my soul and mind I will try to write about in a way that only Makizzle can. Deep yet so shallow. Dark sarcasm! That sort of insane stuff. So get thinking and and telling me your ideas.
The greatest dweeb, you know it, I know it, we all know it, Makizzle
To be a dweeb or not to be a dweeb: that is the Question.
Hey guys I finally got in the dweeb mix. So now all we have to do is get our band together and on the road. I am totally the singer. So whats up with the Pikachu? If you want to impress anyone you got to get a real pokemon. like that one fire dinasour dude......whats his buckett. Any way I am excited to be a dweeb. Dweeb out.
-Spence
-Spence
Sunday, February 1, 2009
Ninja vs. Pirate
So I was fighting this idiot group of drunk pirates the other day, and then it hit me: the worldwide dilemma of ninjas vs. pirates. I honestly don't understand what people find so attractive about pirates. It just doesn't make sense! First off, they drink til they can't even stand up, and they move so slow that you can kill one hundred of them in less than a second! Second, they smell like poo and have no sense of personal hygiene whatsoever. They are such disgusting creatures! Third, they just don't use their heads. Actually, I don't even think they have brains. They only care about themselves and their own carnal desires. I... really people... please explain why you would ever find such a... thing!... so attractive. I mean, really... REALLY? Anyways, I killed that group in about two seconds. Didn't even see me coming. Ninjas kick pirate trash!
Yours truly, Gangsta-Ninja Meg-dawg
P.S. Gangstas are cool too... not as cool as ninjas, but waaaaaaay cooler than pirates!
Yours truly, Gangsta-Ninja Meg-dawg
P.S. Gangstas are cool too... not as cool as ninjas, but waaaaaaay cooler than pirates!
Trakers Fav song!!
Nothing Else Matters
couldn't be much more from the heart
forever trusting who we are
and nothing else matters
never cared for what they do
never cared for what they know
but I know
never opened myself this way
life is ours, we live it our way
all these words I don't just say
trust I seek and I find in you
every day for us something new
open mind for a different view
and nothing else matters
never cared for what they say
never cared for games they play
never cared for what they do
never cared for what they know
and I know
so close no matter how far
couldn't be much more from the heart
forever trusting who we are
no nothing else matters
The GREAT Traker (Travis)
Charmin
Ok well to begin with, if you have seen the Charmin commercials, the bears are naked..........yeah disturbing. What really irrates me though, what really drives me nuts, what really makes me almost lose all sanity is the Charmin commercial with the balloons. The little bear, who is naked, grabs balloon after balloon off the cart until he starts floating away. I mean really-would ballons carry a small naked bear off and if they would why wouldn't it take the cart floating off? Who makes these commercials and furthermore who approves them?
The Great Makizzle
Ok well to begin with, if you have seen the Charmin commercials, the bears are naked..........yeah disturbing. What really irrates me though, what really drives me nuts, what really makes me almost lose all sanity is the Charmin commercial with the balloons. The little bear, who is naked, grabs balloon after balloon off the cart until he starts floating away. I mean really-would ballons carry a small naked bear off and if they would why wouldn't it take the cart floating off? Who makes these commercials and furthermore who approves them?
The Great Makizzle
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