So I was fighting this idiot group of drunk pirates the other day, and then it hit me: the worldwide dilemma of ninjas vs. pirates. I honestly don't understand what people find so attractive about pirates. It just doesn't make sense! First off, they drink til they can't even stand up, and they move so slow that you can kill one hundred of them in less than a second! Second, they smell like poo and have no sense of personal hygiene whatsoever. They are such disgusting creatures! Third, they just don't use their heads. Actually, I don't even think they have brains. They only care about themselves and their own carnal desires. I... really people... please explain why you would ever find such a... thing!... so attractive. I mean, really... REALLY? Anyways, I killed that group in about two seconds. Didn't even see me coming. Ninjas kick pirate trash!
Yours truly, Gangsta-Ninja Meg-dawg
P.S. Gangstas are cool too... not as cool as ninjas, but waaaaaaay cooler than pirates!
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